WHEN A STRANGE HELICOPTER starts buzzing the shearing shed where he is housing 12 illegal immigrants, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe jumps to conclusions.

Nothing new about that for this misogynistic, racist and clueless Englishman

If Major B.S. didn't jump to wrong conclusions, he would never have accidentally brought the illegal immigrants into the country in the first place.

This novel was previously published as Major BS Comes to the End of his Rope but it has had a facelift.

We all know someone like Major B.S.. He's a social climber, he's supremely confident and he'd rather be off making money than baby-sitting the illegal aliens.
But the government just doesn't let you forget. If you asked Major BS, they really ought to be paying any attention to his suspicious neighbour, damn it

See the major get his comeuppance while the man he bullies and belittles emerges as the real hero of the novel.