Hailing from the San Fernando Valley, this all-star catcher for Sunrise Little League was raised on hot dogs and apple pie, and always stands up for the national anthem at ball games. Rob attended UC Santa Barbara, where he majored in Religious Studies and would have gotten a Ph.D. in the field had he not found something else to do. He created and published Caffeine, an alternative arts magazine, and edited the Caffeine anthology, Scream When You Burn (Incommunicado). He's designed over 80 CD covers for bands you've never heard of, and has designed & written games for Mattel, including the "Men Are From Mars" game. Rob currently lives in Hollywood with his wife Christine, where he writes books and designs box art for Backyard Wrestling videos.