The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
| AUTHOR | The Mincing, Mockingbird |
| PUBLISHER | Blue Rider Press (06/12/2014) |
| PRODUCT TYPE | Hardcover (Hardcover) |
Description
A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find--or where to avoid--the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species--and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists. We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life. Perfect for: - White elephant gifts - Animal lover gifts - Bird lovers gift - Gag gifts - Funny gifts - Christmas gifts
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Product Details
ISBN-13:
9780399170911
ISBN-10:
039917091X
Binding:
Hardback or Cased Book (Sewn)
Content Language:
English
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Page Count:
64
Carton Quantity:
40
Product Dimensions:
6.20 x 0.40 x 7.60 inches
Weight:
0.45 pound(s)
Feature Codes:
Price on Product,
Illustrated
Country of Origin:
US
Subject Information
BISAC Categories
Humor | Topic - Animals
Humor | Form - Pictorial
Grade Level:
College Freshman
and up
Dewey Decimal:
817
Library of Congress Control Number:
2014011989
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A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find--or where to avoid--the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species--and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists. We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life. Perfect for: - White elephant gifts - Animal lover gifts - Bird lovers gift - Gag gifts - Funny gifts - Christmas gifts
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