Primp Queen Fairy Tales, We're Just Like Everyone Else, Only Prettier, is a memoir about a woman and her very best friend in the whole world, Jenny, aka "Jon". Meeting in the seventh-grade locker room, thwarting a mean-girl bullying attack on her underwear and dry and crackly legs, out of nowhere the author's best friend came to her aid with an invitation to a birthday party and a pink bottle of Johnson and Johnson Baby Lotion, assuring her that her underwear was perfectly acceptable. They helped each other through many difficult times, and shared laughter, orange soda's, clothes, and a love of being insanely boy-crazy. They were always the most agreeable of friends, and always had each other's backs, no matter what. Written in the author's own voice, this book will take you on a journey of two women who navigate through boyfriend-related crises, clothes-sharing adventures, food-gift experiences, housing fiasco's and figuring out life's delicate intricacies from childhood to adulthood.