The Official Guide to Dysfunctional Parenting
| AUTHOR | Muench, Fred; Nemec, Gregory |
| PUBLISHER | Andrews McMeel Publishing (04/01/2008) |
| PRODUCT TYPE | Paperback (Paperback) |
Description
Cry over spilt milk. Remind them to always look happy in front of your friends. Nervously suggest they shouldn't go into the basement after dark and don't explain why. Attend parent-teacher night in a blue bunny suit." Frederick Muench and Gregory Nemec offer a humorous account of all the little things parents can do to put the "fun" in "dysfunctional family." Parents of wayward children will no longer have to scratch their heads and wonder where they went wrong. By following this simple, straightforward manual, parents will know exactly why Susie's in rehab, John's in therapy, and Lucy's incarcerated. In pithy, bitingly irreverent text accompanied by 60 funny illustrations, this book includes such useful tips as: * A child can't cry or complain if his mouth is full of doughnuts. * Gifts make up for not being there. * Don't put your kids in your will, or they may kill you.
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ISBN-13:
9780740772474
ISBN-10:
0740772473
Binding:
Paperback or Softback (Trade Paperback (Us))
Content Language:
English
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Page Count:
160
Carton Quantity:
72
Product Dimensions:
6.02 x 0.41 x 6.02 inches
Weight:
0.33 pound(s)
Feature Codes:
Price on Product - Canadian,
Price on Product,
Illustrated
Country of Origin:
US
Subject Information
BISAC Categories
Humor | Form - Parodies
Humor | Topic - Marriage & Family
Dewey Decimal:
649.1
Library of Congress Control Number:
2007934135
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Cry over spilt milk. Remind them to always look happy in front of your friends. Nervously suggest they shouldn't go into the basement after dark and don't explain why. Attend parent-teacher night in a blue bunny suit." Frederick Muench and Gregory Nemec offer a humorous account of all the little things parents can do to put the "fun" in "dysfunctional family." Parents of wayward children will no longer have to scratch their heads and wonder where they went wrong. By following this simple, straightforward manual, parents will know exactly why Susie's in rehab, John's in therapy, and Lucy's incarcerated. In pithy, bitingly irreverent text accompanied by 60 funny illustrations, this book includes such useful tips as: * A child can't cry or complain if his mouth is full of doughnuts. * Gifts make up for not being there. * Don't put your kids in your will, or they may kill you.
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