This text represents a transcription of the author's use of the internet on one machine during the week of September 25th - October 2nd, 2014. Each "--" represents a shift in attention, each "X" represents the closing of a window, and text that was originally hyperlinked is surrounded by the LINK] tag. The text is 62 pages long, contains 6,138 words, 28,334 characters without spaces, and 35,123 characters with spaces. All of these numbers are evenly divisible by 3.1.