Turtles have big families, and they live a long time. Tobias Turtle, the mooching, lazy, freeloading star of the Tobias Turtle series by Steven Conness is no exception. Here is a family album of his nutty ancestors and extended family doing what they do best: serving as an example of how NOT to live. Fifty full-color illustrations by Dave Dziedzic show Tobias' family tree demonstrating the family motto: Quantum fieri potest, ut tamen quam minimum labore. (With as little effort as possible.)