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La s?rie ? succ's Mon journal full nul est hilarante Maintenant le journal de Jasmine Kelly a un nouveau style avec une touche d'humour. Mon journal full nul: une nouvelle ann?e est toujours aussi tordant

? Cher journal full nul,
Avant d'aller ? l'?cole, Isabelle m'a demand? de la coiffer dans les toilettes des filles. Ses cheveux sont vraiment tr's beaux. Ils sont noirs, ?pais et brillants, comme la crini?re d'un lion majestueux, mais en noir. Elle avait un examen plus tard et elle avait ?crit les r?ponses sur une tranche de saucisson de son sandwich. Si le prof la voit, elle pourra juste manger le sandwich et d?truire les preuves. Mais elle n'y pensait plus et a accidentellement mang? son d?ner pendant que je la coiffais. Se faire belle peut vraiment vous affamer ?

Whatever you do, DON'T read Jasmine's bestselling diaries The bestselling Mon journal full nul series is a hilarious hit Now Jasmine's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two (Mon journal full nul une nouvelle ann?e) is still laugh-out-loud funny - but everything is another year dumber

"Dear Dumb Diary,
Before school, Isabelle had me fix her hair in the girls' bathroom. Her hair really is quite beautiful. It's black and thick and glossy, like the majestic hair on a lion if that was black. She had a test later, and she had written the answers on a slice of baloney in the sandwich she brought for lunch. If the teacher saw her, she could just eat the sandwich and destroy the evidence. But she wasn't thinking, and accidentally ate her lunch while I was doing her hair. Beauty can really make you hungry."

Original Title What I Don't Know Might Hurt Me