Have you ever heard of liar alarms, reMorse Code, or flaccid flagpoles? How about gymnauseum, apostrophe police, Bad Mother's Day, or the joys of spitting into the wind?

Well, then, get ready These and nearly six hundred more revelations are all right here in this hilarious and thought-provoking odyssey behind the facades of the ordinary people and their not-so-ordinary secrets that we all encounter every day. And the best part is that all these insights are not only original, but are also indisputably true, as you will surely see for yourself. With its X-ray wit, its shameless irreverence, and its bareknuckle humor, Turnip Juice & Satisfaction is nothing less than a superbly entertaining oracle of the ordinary