A good portion of these jokes and observations have been drawn from my own original experiences. Others have been gathered over many years and from many sources with their origins being lost in the mist of time. I have cataloged around three hundred thought provoking entries some of which are thinly veiled with double entendres and are not always as they first appear to be. If anyone recognizes a joke, which they consider their own, they should be extremely proud to be included in this distinctive collection. I realize that humor is a subjective language medium and so I hope that each reader will find at least some of these entries amusing. So sit back and enjoy and, by all means, share them with other people. It is said that variety is the spice of life and that laughing is one of the best remedies to cure all that ails us. Therefore, relax and drink in this lighthearted compilation as I'm sure you will feel all the better for doing so.