A long time ago,
in a land far away,
lived a magical troll,
who stole children away.

He lived deep in the mountain,
slumbering all through the day,
but at night he would wake,
to steal Vream kiddos away.

He was tall and green,
and had gigantic feet.
His name was Master Conn
and he thought that quite neat.
He had piercing red eyes
and large pointed ears.
He told terrible lies
through menacing snears.