Funny events shared by Bob Bergin regarding family and friends including stories about being a student, husband, father, band director, professional musician, air national guard trumpet player, salesman, executive, and world traveler, and as well as friendship with customers. "Are You Married," "Stop The Bus," "Ouch," "Miracle On Football Field," "Al Hirt," "Whoops," "He's The One With The Hairpiece," "Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda," and "Not Tonight" are but a few of the easy reading chapters sure to bring a chuckle.