Cats are cute, clever... and completely unwilling to cooperate. 500 Things Cats Won't Do is a playful collection packed with purr-sonality, featuring all the hilarious, head-shaking things our feline friends refuse to do. If you've ever lived with a cat, you already know-these furry little emperors play by their own rules (and often rewrite them mid-nap). 500 Things Cats Won't Do is a purr-fectly hilarious collection of feline refusals, rebellions, and utterly absurd "nope" moments that every cat lover will recognize-and probably witness daily. From ignoring your calls to skipping basic life skills (like folding laundry or not knocking over your glass), this laugh-out-loud list celebrates all the ways cats charm us... by doing absolutely nothing we ask. Whether you're a lifelong cat servant or just cat-curious, prepare for whisker-twitching humor, relatable sass, and enough feline mischief to fill nine lives!