When Jade, a sarcastically moody Cancer, makes a skeptical remark during Astrology class, she accidentally triggers a school-wide social media blackout that turns her life upside down. Forced offline, Jade and her eclectic friends-fiery Aries Aariah, quirky Aquarius Finn, practical Capricorn Pookie, and even the reluctant Leo influencer Isabella-navigate the awkward chaos of authentic interactions without digital filters. But authenticity invites unexpected trouble: anonymous saboteurs threaten their unity, leaking secrets, fueling distrust, and sparking drama. Jade must confront her own insecurities, discovering along the way that embracing vulnerability and messy, real connections might just be her greatest superpower. Funny, heartfelt, and relatable, Crab Cakes and Cosmic Mistakes explores the rebellious beauty of authenticity amid cosmic teenage chaos.