• Dreaming of making that long-awaited and highly anticipated trip to Jamaica ? Yearning to lie on sun-kissed beaches, soaking up good vibes and positive vibrations? If you haven't already, you really should.
• Or have you already been a tourist on the mini-cosmos of reggae, rum and whole heap o' fun? You really must return.
• Is it that you were born in Jamaica but chose to take a little 'trod' elsewhere and will return at a later date? If so, we miss you and can't wait for you to come back home.
• Can't ever make the trip here? Awwww... You're really missing out on an unforgettable experience. We regret that you wont ever be an actor in this never-ending series called Jamaica, where the audience can wake up to daily drama and fresh new scenes penned by playwrights of unmatched ilk and saturated with the sweet chaos of dancehall bass line mixed in with the contagious laughter and cheers of a group of strangers watching the finals of the 100 meter races; where quickly made-up slangs and intricate dance moves disguise trauma and tragedy and where a laugh doesn't always mean happiness, but we have mastered the art of 'kip weh dull fear'.

My Jamaica is indeed a bloodclaat place to be!