In the tradition of the fortune cookie and Bartlett's Quotations, comes an original collection of over 700 supposedly pithy, sage, humorous morsels of deep thought. It is the perfect pre-packaged ingredient list for a better life, mind, and spirit in today's hectic self absorbed age. Enlightenment was never more portable. Scroll, read, and enjoy a migraine. Warning: As with all books of great wisdom, any passage indecipherable or deemed "not very funny," is not the fault of the author, but of the reader's ineptitude in discovering the deeper meaning. Warning: When treading into any "deeper meaning," bring a good pair of boots.