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Real Ultimate Power

AUTHOR Hamburger, Robert
PUBLISHER Kensington Publishing Corporation (07/01/2004)
PRODUCT TYPE Paperback (Paperback)

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Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger

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ISBN-13: 9780806525693
ISBN-10: 080652569X
Binding: Paperback or Softback (Trade Paperback (Us))
Content Language: English
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Page Count: 160
Carton Quantity: 32
Product Dimensions: 5.52 x 0.61 x 8.18 inches
Weight: 0.51 pound(s)
Feature Codes: Price on Product, Illustrated
Country of Origin: US
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Humor | Topic - Sports & Recreation
Dewey Decimal: 796.815
Library of Congress Control Number: 2003115141
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The Real Ultimate Power website is a phenomenon, attracting more than 9.2 million visitors. Picking up where the Web leaves off, this new book mines the rich psychological ore of being ten years old and on Ritalin as Hamburger misinforms the reader about ninja history, ninja weapons, and ninja philosophy.
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Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger

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Author: Hamburger, Robert
Robert and Barbara Hamburger, born and raised in New York City, have vacationed in France for the past thirty years, where they developed a special interest in food and wine. Robert is a private art dealer.
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